So my friend Eilene (bff4life! since the
third grade when I wrote on an assignment that she was my favorite new kid. We
have spent many summers at camp sleeping in the same twin bed, every weekend at
each other’s houses in grade school, and have managed to stay in touch in our
adult life. I am so happy to call her my friend.) has asked me about one
million questions about my life now. She may be actually interested or she may
not know what to say to her freak friend living in a village in Africa. Either
way I have convinced myself that maybe other people actually want to know how I
am living now. Since she has covered about everything I thought I would do a Q&A
blog with just her questions. Be prepared there are a lot!
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| Here we are at one of the many times at camp. |
What is your house like?
My house is two rooms, one room that is
supposed to be a living room and then a bedroom behind it. It has concrete
floors, and glass windows. Very basic but works. I also have a yard with my “kitchen”
and “bathroom”.
What is your toilet like?
My toilet is a drop hole. It is a pit that
has been dug and a building has been constructed over it. In that building is a
hole about the size and shape of a brick, that is my toilet.
Do you have electricity or plumbing?
No. I have had a solar panel installed and
it allows me to charge my phone, laptop, and camera battery. I am supposed to
have lights, but the battery to the solar panel is so bad that they do not
work. My battery also makes this terrible noise the whole time it is on so I
have to cover it with a blanket. But I am happy being able to charge my stuff. Also
when I did have lights for one night it attracted so many bugs. Using a head
torch works just fine. There is no plumbing. I have a woman bring me water in
buckets every day. I treat one bucket with a lid and a spout for drinking. I
use the rest for cooking and cleaning.
Where do you get your food?
Most of my food I can get in town. There
are two close by; Balaka and Ntechu. Both have some grocery stores and markets
for vegetables. I can also get some small items at little stands in the village
or just from people willing to sell from their gardens. When I get more settled
I am going to attempt to have my own little garden and some chickens for the
eggs.
Do you always boil your water before using
it?
Boiling is a lot of work plus takes a lot
of wood. So I am using a solution called water guard. When I followed the
directions on the package my water tasted like a swimming pool. It made me very
grumpy and I barely drank any water. Mary told me to use about half the amount
and it would be better. I have done that and it is at least drinkable. I would
prefer a filter though, I do not feel like chlorine is really appropriate for
drinking.
Where will you get furniture and what will
you get?
I have ordered furniture from a local
carpenter. I am getting a dresser, cabinet type thing for kitchen things, and a
book shelf. I think eventually I will also get a small table, chairs, and a toy
box made for the kids.
Where do you sleep?
I have a twin bed and a mattress that was
provided for me
How do you use that toilet?
Squatting. I am working on my aim, it is
not easy to pee into such a small hole while squatting.
How are you supposed to use it when you are
drunk?
I will probably not be drunk here, drinking
warm drinks alone does not sound fun. Plus I do not have time with all of the
things I need to do, and having a bedtime of about nine. But I am sure it would
not be much different, I would still pee all over the damn thing as usual. I
think the risk of slipping in it would increase drastically.
How do you keep from tripping and breaking
your ankle in it?
That is the only reason it is a good thing
the hole is so small. I think it would be very hard to fit my foot in it.
How does a shower room work?
It is just a building with a drain
(hopefully) where I am able to take a bucket shower. This way I will not have
to stand naked in my yard while a crowd gathers.
What have you learned about the clinic?
I have learned that it is barely running
and needs to. The building has been there for ten years and nothing has been
done by the government to make it a functioning clinic. This needs to change.
Does it have established staff and
equipment?
No and no. There are two non-medically
trained volunteers. The main staff member was a traditional birth attendant
years ago. The only thing the clinic has is aspirin and Tylenol.
How often is it utilized now?
It is used daily by many people. Due to
lack of supplies it seems (from my one hour observation) that it is much like a
school nurse office. Everyone comes in with a headache and stomach ache. One
man said sometimes his stomach makes funny noises and he has loose stools,
after further questioning he revealed this happens after drinking lots of beer.
I said, “Well duh, we call it the beer shits. My professional nursing opinion
is less beer more water.” Same problems as being the school nurse (just
kidding, they would never tell me they drank).
How do the people in the village feel about
you?
They seem very excited. It is nice being
the only volunteer in a wide radius. They have had previous volunteers in the
community but never a medical person. They are very excited about all of the
work I want to do. And they are also eager to learn. They are also just fascinated,
I am often asked questions about life in America.
Do you know everyone around you?
I am beginning to know quite a few people.
Paul is my next door neighbor, he is a teacher at the primary school. Mary’s
mother, not sure her name, I call her Agogo (means grandmother in Chichwea) and
her brother Davey live close as well. Davey speaks English well and he was the
one that invited me to play soccer with them. Mary and her daughters; Linda (9)
and Clara (7) also live close. Nobody else speaks English that live close, but
I am starting to learn where people live and their names.
What are they like?
Mary is great, she is friendly and I am
pretty sure knows every person everywhere we go. She is kind and helpful, and a
great mother. Her husband is working in South Africa so she is raising the
girls, along with one of her sister’s children alone. Linda is a sweet and
smart girl, she is always helpful and understands quite a bit of English, she
is always a joy to be around. Clara is a pistol, she is loud, bossy, so loving,
and a bit crazy. I learned tonight that she gets in trouble in school and then
she will not listen to any punishments. I asked Mary if she ever spanked her,
apparently Clara sings and dances to taunt her mother when she tries to spank
her. As we were discussing this Clara came running across to my house and threw
her arms around Mary and then me. It is hard to stay mad at her. Mary thought her
issues were because she had meningitis a few years ago, I laughed and said no,
you just have one strong willed kid. Agogo is the sweetest and happiest woman
ever. From the first day I have arrived she has come to my door and speaks
Chichwea to me, I do not understand a word she says, but it is cute and
friendly anyway. Davey seems like a great guy, he is always friendly and
helpful. He is also the best soccer player on the team. Paul is very friendly,
every time I am outside and see him I know that I will be spending an hour
talking with him. He has let me know a lot about the culture and the problems
in the school as far as health. Both Paul and Davey are potential running partners
as well. Everyone else is extremely friendly. Malawians are just welcoming and
happy people. While sitting outside and cooking I hear groups of people walking
by always laughing loudly. They are also extremely kind and generous. I never
do anything alone here, my bags are carried, my floors swept without me asking
for it, and I am offered food every single day.
Do you have a plan for after Africa?
That is a hard one. Until this point I have
seen myself returning back to work at Children’s Mercy. Already being in the
village I have a hard time thinking I will be leaving a job that involves
global health care. I am not sure I could live here forever. But I also know
that Africa is now a part of me, and I have a feeling I will pursue a career
that allows that to be part of my life. But we will see what opportunities come
up.
What type of produce can you get?
Tomatoes, onions, potatoes, carrots,
eggplant, zucchini, garlic, green pepper, and green beans.
Does it have to be fairly local stuff?
Yes, I do not believe anything is imported.
Everything is grown in gardens here.
What about fruits, meats, bread, milk, and
cheese?
I do not like much fruit, but I can get
apples when I want them. There are pineapples, bananas, watermelon,
strawberries (sometimes) and a few others. Meat, it can be bought in town and I
am sure from people in the village, but I do not have a refrigerator, so the
easiest thing to do is not eat it. I do eat meat when I go into towns or to
lodges for the weekend. I ate meat at every meal at home, I really do not miss
it anymore here, I never thought I would say that I could be vegetarian. Bread
can be bought in town, I am sure people in the village make it too. I may ask
somebody to make me a loaf every week. Milk is pretty much non-existent. There
is instant milk powder that I use for cooking. But I have not had a glass of
milk in six months. Cheese is only available in large cities. So I also only
eat it over the weekends when I am not at home. I was told about an amazing
pizza place in Balaka, it was finally a decent pizza. So I think when I need to
go into town I will be choosing Balaka over Ntcheu, yes cheese has that much a
deciding factor here, they also had mushrooms!!
Do you have a lot of books?
Yeah I brought about 7 with me. I also read
some from the library at RIPPLE.
Do you read much there?
I have read 7 books since being here, so
more than home but still not a ton. Having my laptop and internet on my phone
still gets in the way of reading. Long bus journeys increase the number of
books I read though. I once read an entire book in a day, because of a bus
journey.
Is there a library?
Yes, it is mainly for kids though. There
are a lot of books donated by unicef to help with beginner readers.
What are literacy levels like?
This is hard to tell, I would guess very
low. There is not much to read here and I would bet that a lot of people never
went to school. Also many may be able to read in Chichwea but there is a lack
of material available. Most of the material is available in English.
Do people care about art and pop culture?
There are a lot of talented artists in
Malawi, but I think they mainly use their talents to sell things to tourists. I
am not sure they really appreciate the art, I could be wrong though. They love
music. There is a lot of American music here; 50 cent, Enrique, Rhianna, and
many more. They are very quick to know the artist and words to every song. I
think if they had access to more pop culture they would be all over it.
Is the toilet in one of your rooms? How do
you keep it from smelling?
The toilet is in the back of my yard. It
does not smell. I think because only I am using it, the waste is able to
decompose rather quickly and it has not been a problem. Unless I just don’t
think my shit stinks. Either way it works.
THERE ARE BATS IN IT???
Yes, I looked down one night and a bat was
flying below me as I was peeing. A bat also almost hit me in the face while
trying to fly at my light.
Can you easily get a rabies shot if a bat
bites you in the ass?
I think so. I have been told yes and seen
something given at a hospital before. I am not sure it is the best stuff
though. I really do not know a lot about rabies. I have done some research, and
bats rarely carry rabies, they also have only bitten people usually because
they are down from being ill and people think they look harmless and handle
them. They are great at flying without hitting things, and I do not think they
have it out for me. I am allowing them to live in my house, so they should be
grateful and eat all of the mosquitos for me.
Do people stand naked in their yards to
bathe?
No. They have grass structures or something
built for privacy. Cute babies do sit in their basins naked though. When I lived on the lake people would be naked
bathing, well women would be topless but always have some sort of bottoms on.
Boobs are not a big deal here, women constantly have a boob flopped out most of
the time there is a kid attached. But their thighs and butts are very risque.
Here in the village I have to wear a chintenge (thin colorful cloth) wrapped
around my waist over my dresses and skirts.
Does Mary have running water?
No, nobody in probably a 3 mile or more
radius has running water. It is more likely that there is electricity, which
here there is also not. The clinic that is about 3 miles away does have running
water, hopefully ours will too!
What about real medical emergencies?
Well people probably just die. There is no
way they can get to the hospital in time, and even if they did, the lack of
supplies and technology in this country are insane. Even when the clinic opens
this will still be the case. That is why prevention and early intervention are
so important. Hopefully with a clinic available and good health education
people will become proactive in their well-being.
Is it a small enough place that people know
why you are there?
Yes, I am convinced all of Malawi is.
People do not have much form of entertainment in the village, therefor anything
that changes is exciting. I am confident that most people know my name,
profession, where I come from, and where I live. I am sure that by the time I
leave I will also be gossiping about my neighbors and be asking tons of
questions if any new person comes. And if they are a white person I may just lose
my shit!
Are people’s accents hard to understand?
Sometimes, I think they have a hard time
understanding me more than I do them. I have been told to speak more slowly.
But I have also noticed that here they love to mumble and shorten everything.
So when I am greeted in Chichwea I often have to ask them to repeat it so I am
sure I give the correct response.
Are you lonely ever?
No, currently I feel very far from lonely.
I am always busy and never alone. I was so worried about feeling isolated here,
at RIPPLE I was surrounded by other volunteers all the time. As much as I love
all of them, I think that was harder for me. I am used to living alone and
spending a lot of time alone, although I do not get much of that here. It was
also very stupid of me to think that just because I am with people different
from me does not mean I cannot develop relationships with the people here. I
feel I am doing that. Also working and trying to figure out how to cook and
clean without power are busy! I am also lucky to have facebook, imessaging, skype,
email, and what’s app on my phone. I feel very connected to everyone. And I am
enjoying any alone time I can get.
What are people’s day to day lives like?
For men it depends on if they are working
or not. If they do not work they typically do not do much. The women however
are busy every single day. They carry water, firewood, cook nsimia (this is a
lot of work!), garden, care for animals and children. Running a household here
is a lot of work. I am learning it is a bit difficult to manage with work.
What do people do about fires and house fires?
Despite the fact that they build fires
everyday they never get out of control. The lack of grass keeps fires from ever
traveling into the house.
Ok, this wraps up the one million questions.
If you have any other questions (not sure what else there is to ask) feel free
to send them to me. I am more than happy to answer. Also if you made it through
all of that, I am impressed, if you got bored feel free to lie to me and say
how interesting my life is. I am exhausted and should go to bed. Tomorrow is
Thanksgiving! I am going to pass out supplies to HIV positive children’s
guardians and then head to the capitol to meet some friends from RIPPLE.
Hopefully we can find somewhere serving a Thanksgiving meal. I plan on
returning home on Saturday. I am going to spend this weekend hopefully painting
my house. I have already decided I will need about a million paint brushes for
all of my helpers and some paint thinner for all of the pain they are going to
spill on my floors.
Have
a great Thanksgiving! Remember to be thankful for things like indoor plumbing,
ice cubes, and most importantly health and access to healthcare.
